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Usually associated with cosmetic dental work abroad, they’re the sort of teeth that could probably be seen from space. One minute you’ve got your own perfectly respectable teeth, the next you’re walking around with a set that look like they came as standard with a brand-new Turkey holiday.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAnd before anyone gets offended… we ain’t saying they’re bad. Okay, maybe they’re a little bit bad.\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003eWe’re just saying there appear to be an awful lot of people wandering around with exactly the same smile. 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